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Obsessions Of A
Nerdy Soccer Player

Hello I'm Juliette and welcome to my insanity. Leave me to my books. Rockin the soccer tan 24/7

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

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Blogs to follow

captain-bell-grace:

I just made a tumblr so I need some blogs to follow. Reblog and I’ll follow you. 

  • Once Upon A Time
  • Disney
  • Supernatural
  • American Horror Story
  • Pastel
  • Arrow
  • Cats
  • Quotes
  • & other stuff

Pretty much anyone can reblog, I just need some blogs. 

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bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

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serkets:

erase the idea that all pansexuals are sleazy, flirty, and incredibly sexual and that all asexuals are unattractive, unloved, and introverted.

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there was a time in my life where i was misled into hating kristen stewart and i regret it every day

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itsalwayssunnyinatlanticcity:

I keep hearing people on the teevee rant about “forced diversity” and “PC fascism” and it makes me wonder how these alternate-universe broadcasts are reaching me here in this world where John Constantine has to be straight and pharaohs are being played by squinty Australian white guys.

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me: no one likes me
someone: I like you
me: thanks
me: no one likes me
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rats-in-the-walls:

mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

BOOM

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carry-on-my-wayward-ass-kicker:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

basedgosh:

HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS

I started to read that in Crowley’s voice but as I got further on it slowly turned into Thor.

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