are you saying he’s available to Benedate?
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
#I feel like this is kinda how it is when you meet your favorite celebrity#its this moment you’ve been waiting for for so long#and when it finally happens its this glorious moment#and even though its only a few seconds#its probably the best moment of your life#something you will cherish and think about forever#but to them you’re just another face in the crowd#someone they will never think about again#and its really tragic when you think about it
That’s really depressing… thanks. But it’s true.. I think about that all the time.
No, but think about it. He’s not being rude. He wants to remember. “I met you once.” And he has to go through over 900 years worth of memory, every stranger he’s ever met. He does remember her. He just needs a hint.
He’s never met an unimportant person before. He remembers her. He just needs a hint.
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
Different portraits of Ana Mendoza de la Cerda, Princess of Eboli. Married when she was twelve years old, lost an eye in a duel, was one of the most celebrated beauties of her time and died in prison.
so, tumblr gave me the wrong idea about supernatural
This is so accurate it hurts.
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
i hate you
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
Youtuber 1981TimeLord made an epic extended version of the War Doctor’s regeneration sequence.
people who know about your first URL